The why conversation

At dinner tonight.

Clara: Why lady use scissors?
Me: To cut your hair
Clara: Why lady cut hair?
Me: To make it even
Clara: Why make it even?
Me: It will be easier to maintain
Clara: Why easier to maintain?
Me: there will be less snarles in it and we won't have to pull at your hair so much when we comb it

Conversation ended (phew).

Oh yeah, Clara got her first hair cut today. (Great Clips off Rt. 55 in Holly Springs, $5.99 + $2 tip)